SHORT STORIES
My earliest memory of writing a story was around the age of seven, sitting at the kitchen table late one night with my father. Expressing myself in written words seemed to come more easily for me than spoken words. I cannot remember a time when I was not writing ideas down or creating visual art. While other children were playing sports, I was off in some creative endeavor.
My art and writings have a sort of irreverent, sarcastic, and cynical yet humorist tone. Sometimes my dry humor is mixed with blatant suggestive overtones, most of the time parodying my own situation.
However, please don’t take it lightly. These stories took great amounts of effort and many revisions to get them to capture that emotional zing.
- $5.95 (revised)
- Adventures of the Open Road
- Adventures of the Road—Flying Horses
- Another Day in the Studio
- Art Fair Convention
- Art Fair Junkie Wanted
- Art Fair Survival Guide
- Be Happy
- Brian Unleashed
- Camaraderie
- Charles
- Circus
- Crayons
- Danger in the Arts
- Few of My Favorite Things
- Hats
- Ice Cream on the Rocks
- Intro
- Lagoon
- Land of Opportunity
- Memories
- On the Road—Ribs
- On the Road—Pushing On
- On the Way Back Home—Covered Bridges
- Only in America—Toilet Paper
- Progress Report 1
- Progress Report 2
- Progress Report 3
- Progress Report 4
- Progress Report 5
- Progress Report 6
- Progress Report 7
- Progress Report 8
- Progress Report 9
- Progress Report 10
- Progress Report 11
- Progress Report 12
- Progress Report 13
- Progress Report 14
- Progress Report 15
- Questions to the Artist
- Red Pimento
- Sage Advice
- Senior Moments
- Souvenirs
- Stork—Intro
- Storm Lessons
- Tent People
- The Absurdity of It All
- The Big Squeeze
- The Making of an Artist
- The Perfect Fair
- There Ought to Be a Law
- Time
- Varsity
- Wanted
- Welcome to America
- Will the Real Artist Please Stand Up!
- With Age Comes Experience
- Wonderland
- Zen and the Art of Being an Artist